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just a click away with the geico mobile app. the rich dark chocolate. york peppermint pattie get the sensation. >> it's time for ticket or skip it when you decide what movies you should see this weekend based solely on the trailer. >> what are you looking at? >> the mundane. >> what is the mundane? >> someone from the human would. >> is this twilight? meets harry potter? meets blade? what is this? >> i like how they also throw out the movie and try to make her over. she gets hotter and hotter as the scenes go by. >> in all of these movies when they do the transition, it's just her putting on leather. >> that's what happens when women put on leather. if more women would do it, they would see they get hotter, too. >> i feel like i saw the whole movie in the trailer. >> i say skip it. >> i saycq ticket because i wa to see how hot she is. >> next movie is the world's end. five friends who reunite in an attempt to recreate their epic pub crawl unwittingly become >> what do you think? >> unless you do want to have sex. >> tell me right now. >> it seems like
just a click away with the geico mobile app. the rich dark chocolate. york peppermint pattie get the sensation. >> it's time for ticket or skip it when you decide what movies you should see this weekend based solely on the trailer. >> what are you looking at? >> the mundane. >> what is the mundane? >> someone from the human would. >> is this twilight? meets harry potter? meets blade? what is this? >> i like how they also throw out the movie and try to...
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geico. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know. >>> today's national joke day. i love it. did you actually hear today that the actress got stabbed, reese, what's her name? >> oh, my god. witherspoon. >> no, with a knife. >> guys, time for we've got issues. this is where we get all the tabloids ahead of time. believe it or not, kim kardashian, cover girl again on "life & style." only $2.99. she had the most miserable pregnancy documented by a reality show and she's surprising everyone by saying she wants to try for number two. >> kanye's not open. >> she said she's open to having a number two. >> open to having number two? >> i'm open to that. >> i have number two every morning. >> i'm totally open. >> i know you're not into girly baby things, but what do you think of baby george, prince george's little nursery room? isn't that cute and sweet? it's a little girly for me, but he is british. >> i don't care. >> why don't you care? >> i don't know. what's wrong with me? >> have you ever had a yearning at all in your loins for a child? >> oh, take off the child. >>> then we hav
geico. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know. >>> today's national joke day. i love it. did you actually hear today that the actress got stabbed, reese, what's her name? >> oh, my god. witherspoon. >> no, with a knife. >> guys, time for we've got issues. this is where we get all the tabloids ahead of time. believe it or not, kim kardashian, cover girl again on "life & style." only $2.99. she had the most miserable pregnancy documented by a...
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geico. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know. perfectly bite-sized drops of rich and creamy chocolate happiness. when the chocolate is hershey's, life is delicious. >>> you guys know who brian wilson is? >> yeah, he's one of the beach boys? >> yeah, beach boy. >> i'm talking about the pitcher for the l.a. dodgers. >> never heard of him. >> one of the beach boys is pitching for the dodgers? he has to do it from a chair. >> when he does a good pitch, he says wahhowahhooooo -- >> that's not the beach boys. >> that's every beach boys song. >> brian wilson is an l.a. dodger who is a pitcher, a closer. he's been out of the game since april of 2012. he was deactivated for an elbow injury but he's back. what he is known for is his insane beard. >> so he is the guy that looks like al qaeda. >> right. >> they want him to shave the beard and 800razors.com is offering him more than his contract it shave his beard off. >> how much was his contract? >> a million dollars. he could make more money just shaving his beard one time for this company
geico. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know. perfectly bite-sized drops of rich and creamy chocolate happiness. when the chocolate is hershey's, life is delicious. >>> you guys know who brian wilson is? >> yeah, he's one of the beach boys? >> yeah, beach boy. >> i'm talking about the pitcher for the l.a. dodgers. >> never heard of him. >> one of the beach boys is pitching for the dodgers? he has to do it from a chair. >> when he does a...
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geico. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know. it also repels most ticks before they can attach. the leading brand kills, but doesn't repel. a tick that isn't repelled or killed may attach and make a meal of us. get veterinarian recommended k9 advantix ii! >>> lady gaga and perez hilton are in a twitter feud. and things are getting incredibly nasty. so apparently this all started because he was talking a lot of crap about her new album and her new song "applause". >> they used to be besties, right? >> yeah. but they're not anymore. a fan tweeted lady gaga that he had seen perez hilton inside her new york city apartment building. well, that sent lady gaga off. >> what's up with hilton? is he actually stalking you? >> demanding to know if it was true she needed to know. then asked him to take a photograph. told him that she has called security to let this random twitter person into her building. >> i think it's good to know that if you want to get into a celebrity's house all you have to do is tweet them that somebody else is there
geico. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know. it also repels most ticks before they can attach. the leading brand kills, but doesn't repel. a tick that isn't repelled or killed may attach and make a meal of us. get veterinarian recommended k9 advantix ii! >>> lady gaga and perez hilton are in a twitter feud. and things are getting incredibly nasty. so apparently this all started because he was talking a lot of crap about her new album and her new song "applause"....
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(sighs) geico. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know. [ female announcer ] today, flintstones means more than multivitamins. introducing flintstones healthy brain support gummies. an omega-3 dha supplement. specially designed to help support healthy brain function. that's the flintstones effect. ♪ dish nation >>> well, it's time for what the fashions? >> look forward to this segment. >> first up in what the fashion? tom cruise allegedly demands custom-made thongs to wear when he does all of his stunts. >> like under wear? >> yeah. >> no.9.4 flip-flops! >> that's pretty amazing. i can barely drive without getting a flip-flop hooked on an accelerator. >> he requires g-strings made from soft stretchy material allowing him to feel unrestricted. >> heaven forbid my ass cheeks have cloth over these. >> anybody who's worn a thong, that's not less restricted. you're very aware there's a string up your hind end. >> really? i don't even notice. >> regular underwear? >> yeah. then you get wedgies a
(sighs) geico. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know. [ female announcer ] today, flintstones means more than multivitamins. introducing flintstones healthy brain support gummies. an omega-3 dha supplement. specially designed to help support healthy brain function. that's the flintstones effect. ♪ dish nation >>> well, it's time for what the fashions? >> look forward to this segment. >> first up in what the fashion? tom cruise allegedly demands custom-made...